Proficiency in English? (*)
Join the discussion between Alexis Tsipras and Panos Kammenos on the flight back from America.

-Panos, I say we speak in English from now on. We both play English in our figures
-Alexis, I agree you was very good in America, the Trump played them with you
-E well now, bring me ten like Trump, me they call Alexis Tsipras
-Well you must see how he did when you told him for the F16. He pissed on him, he did a smile from the White House until New York
-I brought her to him, it was the idea of Kotzias to do surprise
-Even me did not wait it, I said in my inside “The boss is crazy and has put all free”
-Panos, now I need to find the money and I do not have one
-Listen Alexis, we will do again the trick we know well. In Greece we will say that only 1 billion will cost us. I will speak to a few parrots to write in the newspapers. Like you know I am a mother in such things
-Panos you have right. You are sword. But we said that we will give extra money to the pensioners in December. Lagarde was taking out smokes, she said “Alexis you will take my balls if you do this”
-Who cares about the Lagarde Alexis, she will shout and after she will become a lamb, we know her. We to be well and stay to our chairs
-To the hell with my chair Panos, all for the chair we do. Sometimes I want the land to open and swallow me, seriously now. Me who was the first to go to the American Embassy and shout “Killers of the peoples Americans” now I lick where I was spitting. Like it comes to me to throw them all one kick. But after I think “are you crazy where you will find again such glamour”. I have and Betty who plays it first lady and tells me “Alexis don’t do any masturbation now that our bone has oiled”
-I know Alexis I know, the same with my wife, she did like crazy in London big life she wanted and we became robe. I know you took them in the skull but it was her not me
-Come now, passed and forgotten as they say in my village, we are brothers. We arrive to Athens we need to show very happy, you remember those we said ? Pappas said that it became troll what I said in Brussels “We have eaten the camel and now we have the queue” did you like it?
-Well it don’t exist. You wrote. Only that you did mistake and said camel instead of donkey
-I could not remember the word so I thought what donkey what camel, but Pappas found the answer. “Camel is bigger than donkey and the Prime Minister wanted to show the size of austerity the Country has gone through”. Again well that I have Pappas and takes out always the snake from the hole. Now I think if they swollen my balls with questions about the F16, to say to them: “you refine the mosquito and swallow the donkey”. I will crazy them all. Where is Betty? Betty come we must go down the stairs together, like in air Force One. God bless America!

(*) Η μετάφραση στα Ελληνικά θα γίνει από ειδικό εργαστήριο του Πανεπιστημίου της Οξφόρδης

 

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